“I can’t wait to drive & get out of this damn house!!”

In my opinion, the most cliché thing I often hear. Oh hunny, sorry to unsprinkle your toaster strudles but it’s not easy as you think. You think driving off will solve all problems but it’s a pain in the butt. First off, you have to think about the amount of gas which will probably take you no where (if you want to come back home & of course, you’ll probably have to). Second, the place you want to go, the further you go the further you’ll get into dipshit. Third, if you have your own car, the insurance is ridiculous. Oh & knowing your naïve self, you’ll probably get into a crash or get pulled over, causing your insurance rates to go up. Maybe I’m being bias but just my experience though. 

December 29, 2011 / 5 notes
  1. jeowwy posted this